Got these from this site (which is all in Russian, so I have no idea really what it is), where I was directed by my good (and also Russian) friend Lena. 
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That's really funny...you mean I shouldn't sit down for a cup of coffee to bond with my infant??
Although, I must say, doesn't EVERY mom eventually, at some point, violate the 'clearing baby's nose' one? C'mon...admit it - there's always that one that leaves you no choice but to do the 'mommy pick'...
Posted by: Jessi | January 31, 2008 at 09:26 PM
Jessi - I honestly almost made a side comment that the only one of these I, um, might be guilty of is the cleaning the baby's nose. But who does that really? I mean, gross! (sheepish grin)
Posted by: tricia | January 31, 2008 at 09:38 PM
OMG...I'm cracking up. I love the checking the diaper one. HA!
Posted by: Linda | February 01, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Okay, in all honesty I must admit the hosing baby down idea has actually occured in our house. No, not with a garden hose, but that sprayer thingy on the sink is really good for rinsing spaghetti noodles off a toddler before they get the bath.
Posted by: Jenn | February 01, 2008 at 01:34 PM
And I accidentally checked a diaper a little too far one time to discover why that is a BAD idea. No--not full hand on the heinie, but, I got an accidental smear b/c she'd exploded...is this TMI?
Oh, and I think there are people who think TV over baby's crib is a good thing. It is NOT NOT NOT!! But, a few of them I had to groan, "Oh, no! I think there are people who DO THAT!! For real." Most were obvious and very funny...others are scary!
Posted by: Lisandrea | February 04, 2008 at 02:31 AM